40 Funny Quotes on Life & Relationships that Instantly Make You Laugh Out Loud

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When life throws problems after problems at you, just smile back, fold your sleeves and start working your a*se off. Feeling low or don’t have that energy or inspiration to move? I’ve got 40 short funny quotes on life by famous people that’ll instantly fix your mood and make you laugh out loud.

I always find these absolutely funny quotes on life, love and relationships, and inspirational quotes about life that cheer me up instantly especially when I have tons of untouched issues at the back of my mind and zero motivation to do it.

Note: If you’re sitting at your office and reading these funny quotes on life, I want to warn you, you might literally laugh out loud and will only get your boss’s death glares in return. So try not to laugh too hard.


๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.โ€ โ€“ George Burns

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๐Ÿ˜‚ Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… Heโ€™s a mile away and youโ€™ve got his shoes! โ€” Billy Connolly

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œHaters are just confused admirers because they canโ€™t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.โ€ โ€“ Jeffree Star

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œThe two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.โ€ โ€“ Harlan Ellison

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œThe first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.โ€ โ€“ Fred Allen

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๐Ÿ˜‚ People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.โ€ โ€“ A. A. Milne

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œThe cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.โ€ โ€“ Dorothy Parker

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œI drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.โ€ โ€“ Mitch Hedberg

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  ๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œItโ€™s always darkest before the dawn. So if youโ€™re going to steal your neighborโ€™s newspaper, thatโ€™s the time to do it.โ€โ€“ Navjot Singh Sidhu

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œIf you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.โ€ โ€“ Earl Wilson

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œMy grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.โ€ โ€“ Indira Gandhi

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œMan has his will, but woman has her way.โ€ โ€“ Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œBe careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.โ€ โ€“ Mark Twain

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œAlways borrow money from a pessimist. He wonโ€™t expect it back.โ€
โ€“ Oscar Wilde

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œThe only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.โ€โ€“ Natalie Wood

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œIf you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.โ€ โ€“ Rob Corddry

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œA woman is like a tea bag โ€“ you canโ€™t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.โ€ โ€“ Eleanor Roosevelt

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œMy grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. Sheโ€™s ninety-seven now, and we donโ€™t know where the hell she is.โ€ โ€“ Ellen DeGeneres

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œThe man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.โ€ โ€“ Robert Bloch

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œI have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.โ€ โ€“ Peter Cook

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œHealth nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.โ€ โ€“ Redd Foxx

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œCrocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.โ€ โ€“ Steve Irwin

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œLight travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.โ€ โ€“ Alan Dundes

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œWhen youโ€™re in love itโ€™s the most glorious two and a half days of your life.โ€ โ€“ Richard Lewis

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œIt does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!โ€
โ€“ Steven Weinberg

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œIf you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldnโ€™t sit for a month.โ€
โ€“ Theodore Roosevelt

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œI have not failed. Iโ€™ve just found 10,000 ways that wonโ€™t work.โ€
โ€“ Thomas A. Edison

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œTo steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.โ€
โ€“ Steven Wright

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œThe surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.โ€ โ€“ Bill Watterson

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œYou canโ€™t have everything. Where would you put it?โ€
โ€“ Steven Wright

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œA lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.โ€
โ€“ Winston Churchill

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œMy doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldnโ€™t pay the bill he gave me six months more.โ€ โ€“ Walter Matthau

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œA great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.โ€
โ€“ Walter Bagehot

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œWe never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.โ€ โ€“ Bryan White

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œI hate women because they always know where things are.โ€
โ€“ Voltaire

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œIโ€™m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.โ€
โ€“ Woody Allen

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๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.โ€
โ€“ Will Rogers

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๐Ÿ˜‚ A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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๐Ÿ˜‚ He who laughs the last didn’t get the joke. – Charles de Gaulle

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๐Ÿ˜‚ At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. – Ann Landers

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